We've profiled champions (Sandy Koufax).

We've profiled record-holders (Mark Spitz).

We've yet to profile a true American hero. (Well, we did profile Abraham Lincoln. So let's say we've yet to profile a true JEWISH American hero.)

Meet Don "Moses" Lerman.

World Baked Beans Eating Champion (6 lbs in 1:48). World Bologna Eating Champion (2.76 lbs in six minutes). World Butter Eating Champion (1.75 lbs in five minutes). World Hamburger Eating Champion (11.25 in ten minutes).

Mind-boggling. Earth-shattering. Gut-wrenching.

But what's that? The bologna on record was made from chicken and... pork? PORK? Don "Moses" Lerman, how could you?

A JEWISH American hero you are not.