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    Jennifer Love Hewitt

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    February 21, 1979 —

    Here's something we can't figure out: why do people keep suggesting that we profile Jennifer Love Hewitt?

    She doesn't look Jewish. She doesn't act Jewish. She is not Jewish. Then why?

    Perhaps it's because she plays a Jew in the movie "Jewtopia"?

    You haven't heard of it? Well, we're here to remedy that. Here, let us summarize:

    "Jewtopia" is a story of a goy who falls for a Jewish woman and pretends to be Jewish for her.

    Doesn't ring a bell? It's fairly recent. We watched it. Yes, Jennifer Love Hewitt plays a Jew. We'll let the critics say the rest:

    "Offensive to almost everyone." "An appalling array of hideous ethic and gender stereotypes." "Witless and asinine." "Watching it will give you a vision of hell."

    No. It can't be this movie. There is no way all these suggesters watched that dreck.

    Then why?

    Verdict: Not a Jew.

    January 9, 2015

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