Ever since we started watching Saturday Night Live, there have been only three cast members who constantly made us laugh.

No, not Ellen Cleghorne.

Phil Hartman, Will Ferrell, and Jon Lovitz.

Well, Hartman (Not a Jew) has passed away, Ferrell (Not a Jew) is making millions from his movies, and Lovitz (Obviously a Jew) is slipping into obscurity.

Seriously, the best this master thespian can do is a supporting role in a Rob Schneider movie and the voice of the red M&M?

Why? Why would such a hilarious actor be reduced to such nothingness?

We know why. All the other comedians must have blacklisted him. They just don't want to compete with his handsome face.

Yeah... That's the ticket!