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    Rex Grossman

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    August 23, 1980 —

    Poor Rex Grossman. You can lead your team to one of the best records in the league, and still hear weekly cries of how you are a bad quarterback.

    Poor Rex Grossman. You can pass for one of the best percentages in Super Bowl history, and people still say that you lost the Bears the game.

    Poor Rex Grossman. You've taken so much blame, it makes so much sense for you to be a Jew. It's just that... you aren't. Not with that last name, and not even with a doctor father.

    And frankly, we're glad. Super Bowl trip or not, it's not like he's a great player. In fact, he pretty much sucks. And we feel much less guilty saying that now that we know he's not a member of the tribe...

    Verdict: Not a Jew.

    March 12, 2007

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    Ben Roethlisberger

    Marc Trestman

    Mitchell Trubisky
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