February 17, 1981 —
We are hypocrites. We'll be the first to tell you that we've seen enough of Paris Hilton. Every time this worthless (overexposed, hollow, untalented, obtuse, irrelevant) waste of chromosomes rears her face, we try to look away.
So why are we profiling her on this website, when she is obviously not Jewish? Well, it looks like Paris is following Madonna with the Kabbalah fad. And while Madonna at least possesses some kind of intelligence that makes it seem that she is sincere in her intentions, the words "intelligence" and "Paris Hilton" do not belong in the same sentence... or on the same planet.
So we apologize for this profile. In a week which saw us talk about Scarlett Johansson, Gwyneth Paltrow, and Alicia Silverstone, to follow that up with Paris Hilton? Well... we need some low Jew Scores too.
Verdict: Not a Jew.
October 27, 2006