Are you tired of all these goyim getting juicy Jewy roles in television shows and movies? We sure are, that's why we keep writing about it!
Well, you know what the Hollywood types hate? Annoying letters! And we took the liberty of generating the template for you! So just fill in the blanks (press "Sample" buttons for various examples), and click "Send"! Voila! It'll be emailed directly to Hollywood!