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    Chris Kattan

    Jew Score:
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    October 19, 1970 —

    With all the Jewish comedians out there, one would expect many Jews to have appeared as cast members on "Saturday Night Live". Strangely, that is not so.

    Sure, we got Gilda Radner, Billy Crystal, and Jon Lovitz. (Hooray!) Yes, there is Adam Sandler. (Hooray?) But after that... Laraine Newman? Not exactly a household name. And... we're drawing a blank. Rachel Dratch? Pardon us for not getting excited about her.

    Chevy Chase? No. Bill Murray? No. John Belushi, Eddie Murphy, Phil Hartman, Dennis Miller, Kevin Nealon, Dana Carvey, Mike Myers, Chris Rock, Chris Farley, Norm Macdonald, Will Ferrell... Really, anyone worth a damn, and... No.

    No, we have to settle for half-Jews not worth that damn, such as Maya Rudolph, Rob Schneider, and Chris Kattan. CHRIS Kattan? Half-Jewish? CHRIS Kattan? Really?

    Is it too late to research Bill Murray's ancestry?

    Verdict: Borderline Jew.

    August 2, 2008

    See Also Score Profiled
    Billy Crystal 13 March 22, 2007
    Rachel Dratch 12 November 25, 2011
    Jon Lovitz 13 January 26, 2009
    Adam Sandler 12 December 25, 2006
    Rob Schneider 9 December 14, 2006
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