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    Maylan Studart

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    March 10, 1989 —

    Quite often, when a suggestion comes in, we are not aware of the person's accomplishments. So we quickly go to Google to check out if one is profile-worthy. Take Maylan Studart. We had no idea who she is, so we found out that she is a Brazilian jockey... Hello! What is that?

    Gee, thanks, Google, for integrating images into your search. For we no longer wonder who Studart is. It's right there at the top of the page, for a MPTP (Mean Pages To Porn) score of 0. Yep, no more wondering.

    So where were we... Right, Maylan Studart. Brazilian jockey, quite successful on the New York circuit... Hmmm, more pictures here... Ummm... we can't show these. She sure likes that merry-go-round! Let's just go back to the original. Is it hot here or is it just us?

    And would you look at that... Jewish! Isn't that nice. Proving that once again that Jewish girls can ride 'em with the best of them... Ummm... Let's go back to the image search one more time. No, just one final time, we promise!

    How about this picture? Better?

    Verdict: Jew.

    October 23, 2012

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