For the love of G-d, we can't figure out why people want us to profile William Levy. Of course, it would help to know which one.

There is William Levy, the author. He wrote something called "Natural Jewboy", so he is probably Jewish, but seems rather obscure.

There is William Levy, the architect. Jewish, adopted his middle name Alexander as his last. Nothing too interesting.

There is William Levy, the 19th century congressman from Louisiana. Doesn't look to be Jewish, and we rarely profile current congressmen, so why start with arcane ones?

There is William Auerbach-Levy, the caricaturist. Hmmm. A bit esoteric, but perhaps? Definitely Jewish, too.

There is William Levy, the Cuban-born actor of Mexican telenovellas. He does have a Jewish grandparent, but is a practicing Catholic. But why would anyone want us to profile him?

Oh. He is on "Dancing with the Stars". Lame.

Should have gone with the caricaturist.