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    (Tradescantia fluminensis / pallida / zebrina)

    "Let's move on to the most important issue of the day," said Orchid. "The menace that is the Wandering Jew."

    "He is taking all of my sun," said Violet.

    "He is drinking all of my water," said Iris.

    "He is taking up way too much ground," said Daisy.

    "At first, I thought his stripes were sexy, but now I find them garish," said Rose.

    "So it's settled," said Orchid. "We will expel the Wandering Jew from our garden."

    "Wait!", said Iris. "We haven't heard from Cactus yet."

    "Wake up, Cactus," said Orchid. "What do you have to say about the Wandering Jew?"

    "Frankly, I don't mind him at all," said Cactus.

    "Still, the majority has ruled," said Orchid. "The Wandering Jew must go. Moving on to the next issue: the menace that is Cactus."

    Verdict: Borderline Jew.

    July 23, 2010

    See Also

    Jew's Ear

    Jew's Harp



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