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    Donald Trump

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    June 14, 1946 —

    Donald Trump is clearly not Jewish (although he uses Ivanka's family as an antisemitic shield), so let's turn this profile over to our friends at BaldOrNotBald.com...

    Donald Trump might be a detestable scumbag, a treacherous nincompoop, a fascist hate-monger, a jiggling tub of orange marmalade... we're not here to debate any of that. We're here to debate one and one thing: is Donald Trump bald?

    To the naked eye, he does not seem to be. After all, that head is covered by a thick layer of what appears to be hair. "Appears" is the key word here.

    Let a gust of wind blow, and that supposed hair shows what is hidden underneath: a ginormous bald spot that would make Gorbachev proud. And yet, he goes to great lengths to cover it up with a weave as fraudulent as the man himself. (But we digress...)

    Sigh. If only his lies were limited to his baldness.

    Verdict: Not a Jew.

    March 9, 2010

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    Michael Cohen

    Jared Kushner

    Stephen Miller

    Vladimir Putin

    Ivanka Trump
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