Ever since we started this site, one profile has been the most requested. One name has been searched for the most.

Adolf Hitler.

And for years, we resisted. Seeing Hitler's mug splashed all over our website just seems wrong. And our lowest possible score of zero just seems... too high.

But the requests keep on coming.

And you know what? Why shouldn't we profile Hitler? After all, we're here to address Jewish rumors. And yes, one of the biggest Jewish rumors out there is that Hitler had Jewish blood.

Well, those rumors are totally and completely false. Yes, there are some theories that Adolf's father wasn't his father. Or that his grandmother got impregnated by a Jew. Or that his mother had an affair with Jewish aliens from the future.

It's all such ridiculous BS. But that hasn't stopped people from trying. Repeat after us: there is nothing there.

We hope you're happy JONJ readers. And to think, we could have spent all this time profiling Zac Efron or Darth Vader or someone else worthwhile...

Verdict: Not a Jew.

October 20, 2008