Southern Giraffe: I really don't like that new guy.

Northern Giraffe: Who?

SG: Rothschild's Giraffe.

NG: He seems like a normal fellow.

SG: Seems!

NG: Four legs, tail, spots, long neck...

SG: You see those things on the top of his head?

NG: What things?

SG: You know... Ossicones!

NG: Ossi-whats?

SG: The things on top of your head!

NG: Oh, the little horns. So what?

SG: He's got an extra one!

NG: So?

SG: So he is not like you and me!

NG: And that's a reason not to like him?

SG: Well, the name too. Look at me, I'm the Southern Giraffe. Everyone knows I come from the south.

NG: And I'm the Northern Giraffe...

SG: And then we have the Angolan Giraffe, the Senegalese Giraffe... What kind of a name is Rothschild? Where are these Rothschilds even from?

NG: It's just a name, it doesn't mean anything!

SG: Doesn't it? Doesn't it? That's what they want you to think!

NG: Who are "they"?

SG: Oh, you know who THEY are!

NG: Can you just leave me alone so I can chew my grass?