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    Rothschild's Giraffe

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    Southern Giraffe: I really don't like that new guy.

    Northern Giraffe: Who?

    SG: Rothschild's Giraffe.

    NG: He seems like a normal fellow.

    SG: Seems!

    NG: Four legs, tail, spots, long neck...

    SG: You see those things on the top of his head?

    NG: What things?

    SG: You know... Ossicones!

    NG: Ossi-whats?

    SG: The things on top of your head!

    NG: Oh, the little horns. So what?

    SG: He's got an extra one!

    NG: So?

    SG: So he is not like you and me!

    NG: And that's a reason not to like him?

    SG: Well, the name too. Look at me, I'm the Southern Giraffe. Everyone knows I come from the south.

    NG: And I'm the Northern Giraffe...

    SG: And then we have the Angolan Giraffe, the Senegalese Giraffe... What kind of a name is Rothschild? Where are these Rothschilds even from?

    NG: It's just a name, it doesn't mean anything!

    SG: Doesn't it? Doesn't it? That's what they want you to think!

    NG: Who are "they"?

    SG: Oh, you know who THEY are!

    NG: Can you just leave me alone so I can chew my grass?

    Verdict: Barely a Jew.

    December 11, 2023

    See Also

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    Melman Menkowitz

    Bettina de Rothschild

    Mayer Rothschild
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