Hey there Margot,
How is it going? Been a long time since we corresponded. You've been busy, we've been busy... you know, life. We get it.
We'll get straight to the chase — apparently, some sleuths dug up your ancestry and determined that you had a Polish ancestor with the last name Israel? He probably wasn't Jewish, buried in a Lutheran cemetery and everything, but, you know, Israel? Could it be?
Margot, maybe you can do one of those ancestry tests and drop us a note? We would love to bump your rating if you do have Jewish ancestry!
If you don't write back, we'll just have to assume you're not Jewish it all.
Yours if you'll have us,
Jew or Not Jew