Huey: Uncle Scrooge, are you Jewish?
Scrooge: Whatever gave you that idea?
Dewey: You hate Christmas!
Scrooge: It's a wasteful holiday.
Louie: You never go to church!
Scrooge: Religion distracts me from my business.
Huey: You always wear a hat!
Scrooge: It's a fancy top hat, not a yarmulke.
Dewey: You have a lot of money!
Scrooge: Gentiles can be rich. Just look at my archenemy, John D. Rockerduck.
Louie: You are very cheap!
Scrooge: What the hell is that supposed to mean? I'm a Scottish stereotype, not a Jewish one! Now get out of here, you schmendricks!