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    Michael Lehmann

    Jew Score:
    11

    I4

    O4

    K3
    March 30, 1957 —

    The first movie Michael Lehmann directed was "Heathers". Winona Ryder, Christian Slater, teenage angst, and murder. A terrific start, isn't it?

    The second movie Michael Lehmann directed was "Meet the Applegates". No one has ever heard of it, so let's move on.

    The third movie Michael Lehmann directed was "Hudson Hawk". Oh boy... Bruce Willis as a singing cat burglar. The CIA is involved. It's... not good.

    The fourth movie Michael Lehmann directed was "Airheads". Brendan Fraser, Adam Sandler, and Steve Buscemi as failed musicians. Alright. Could be worse.

    The fifth movie Michael Lehmann directed was "The Truth About Cats & Dogs", a modern Cyrano de Bergerac adaptation with Uma Thurman and Janeane Garofalo. Uninspiring.

    The sixth movie Michael Lehmann directed was... "My Giant"! This is not going well for Mr. Lehmann.

    The seventh movie Michael Lehmann directed was "40 Days and 40 Nights", where Josh Hartnett swears off sex for, well, 40 days and 40 nights. What a tragedy, right? Moving on.

    The eighth movie Michael Lehmann directed was "Because I Said So", an awful family drama in which Diane Keaton raises three daughters... The end is in sight.

    The ninth movie Michael Lehmann directed was "Flakes". Apparently, Zooey Deschanel plays someone named "Pussy Katz". Ahem.

    That was Michael Lehmann's last movie.

    Verdict: Jew.

    September 29, 2017

    See Also

    Billy Crystal

    Zooey Deschanel

    Janeane Garofalo

    Winona Ryder

    Christian Slater
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