Do we really need to profile Dave Franco? You know, the less talented, less funny, less creative, less handsome brother of James Franco.

If you're curious if Dave is Jewish, you can just go to James' profile, written many many years ago, read and extrapolate. It's all in there. The link is below. Go!

While you're gone, we'll fill this profile with random thoughts. The platypus and the echidna are egg-laying mammals. Billy Dee Williams was Two-Face in the original "Batman". The Singer Building, once the tallest building in the world, was demolished in 1968. The capital of Burkina Faso is Ouagadougou. The Hundred Years' War actually lasted 116 years.

You're back? See, we didn't really need to profile Dave Franco.

Except we just did...