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    Alison Brie

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    (Alison Brie Schermerhorn)
    December 29, 1982 —

    Young Jews of Hollywood!

    Saddled with long, hard-to-pronounce, tongue-twisting last name?

    Well, we got a solution for you!

    Drop it. That's right, drop it!

    You got a perfectly serviceable middle name, don't you? Use it!

    Jonah Hill is a great example. His real name is Jonah Hill Feldstein. Rachel Zoe from Bravo? Rachel Zoe Rosenzweig. Alison Brie, from "Community" and "Mad Men"? Alison Brie Schermerhorn. Say that three times fast!

    Wait a minute... "Schermerhorn" doesn't exactly sound Jewish, does it? Oh. Alison's Jewishness comes from her mother's side.

    Young goyim of Hollywood!

    Saddled with long, hard-to-pronounce, tongue-twisting last name?...

    Verdict: Jew.

    June 7, 2013

    See Also

    Dave Franco

    Jon Hamm

    Jonah Hill

    Matthew Weiner

    Rachel Zoe
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