BREITBART RISES FROM GRAVE TO EAT HUMAN FLESH
Conservative news publisher Andrew Breitbart has been spotted roaming through Hillside Memorial Park Cemetery. Breitbart has been reported dead since 2012.
Multiple onlookers have spotted the founder of Breitbart.com walking among the graves at Hillside Memorial Park Cemetery in Culver City, California.
The political commentator supposedly passed five years ago from heart disease, but there are now doubts about the truth of that report.
According to Dr. Paul Krysowski of the Santa Cruz Institute, there have been some instances of zombiness spreading in the Southwestern United States over the last decade.
Many have welcomed back the conservative pundit.