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    Aaron Taylor-Johnson

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    June 13, 1990 —

    Hey, six-year-old, you want to go to the movies today?

    What are we going to see?

    Avengers! You know, all the superheroes!

    I want to go!

    Well, one thing: it's two and a half hours long.

    I don't want to go.

    You're sure?

    Sure. It's too long to sit in the movie theater!

    You see, movie studios? The kid made a smart decision. He doesn't care about Scarlett Johansson in a tight leather suit (yet). He doesn't care that Aaron Taylor-Johnson, the actor who plays new addition Quicksilver, is Jewish. And as much as he likes superheroes, he understands that being cooped up in a movie theater for two and a half hours (plus the previews!) is just too damn long.

    We'll wait for the DVD. At least we can pause it.

    Verdict: Jew.

    May 1, 2015

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    Robert Downey Jr.

    Ansel Elgort

    Scarlett Johansson

    Joey King

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