Chuck Norris can make meat kosher just by pointing at it.
Chuck Norris ends the kiddush with the words "Boo Yah."
When Chuck Norris had his bar mitzvah, the rabbi declared "Today you are a MAN'S man."
Yes, there are many ridiculous claims on the Internet about Chuck Norris. The most unlikely one? Chuck Norris is Jewish.
But he did win the Jewish Humanitarian Man of the Year Award. And while we don't know how that happened, well, it's clearly not the oddest thing to be attached to the man.
We'd say more but, frankly, we're afraid he might hurt us.