We're obviously not ones to read the romance rumor section, but apparently Aaron Sorkin and Courtney Love are now a couple.

Yes, Aaron Sorkin, the man who wrote "A Few Good Men", "The West Wing", "The Social Network", and "The Newsroom", and Courtney Love, a noted crackhead. Romance is strange and mysterious like that. Courtney even likens the couple to Arthur Miller and Marilyn Monroe!

And... we can see that. Like Miller, Sorkin is a Jewish playwright held in high esteem. And like Monroe, Love is... promiscuous? Has a drug problem? The similarities are through the roof!

So let's embrace America's newest sweethearts! Or, you know, not.

You can do better, Aaron.