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    July 27, 1952 —

    What's the best movie about kilt-wearing Scotsmen? Let's figure it out with the help of a handy chart!

    "Braveheart""Highlander"
    DirectorMel GibsonRussell Mulcahy
    Advantage: Highlander. We have no idea who Mulcachy is, but at least he is not a raging antisemite.
    StarMel GibsonChristopher Lambert
    Advantage: Highlander. Lambert's accent is more believable. Also: see above.
    Love InterestSophie MarceauRoxanne Hart
    Advantage: Braveheart. If only Roxanne was Jewish... Whatever happened to her anyway?
    Historical AccuracyAttemptedNot attempted
    Advantage: Highlander. Ius Primae Noctis, Mel? Damn the legacy of King Edward!
    BeheadedMel GibsonVarious
    Advantage: Braveheart. Truly the best part of the film.
    Time TravelNoYes
    Advantage: Highlander. Duh.
    Sean ConneryNoYes
    Advantage: Highlander. Wow, this one is a landslide!

    Verdict: Not a Jew.

    October 28, 2013

    See Also

    Ellen Barkin

    Mel Gibson

    Sophie Marceau

    Kathleen Turner
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