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    Marty Feldman

    Jew Score:
    13

    I5

    O4

    K4
    July 8, 1934 – December 2, 1982

    College graduates!

    Having trouble finding a job? Of course, you are! Perhaps you should consider the field of mad scientist assistance?

    What a great way to put those chemistry degrees to use! You get to live in exotic locales, participate is exciting experiments, work with interesting people... And did we mention that room and board is included?

    Now, to be fair, there are some downsides. The pay is rather negligible. You will need to bring a sweater, because the castles tend to be a tad drafty. The monsters sometimes go berserk. You might have to change your name to Igor. And yes, the villagers tend to grow restless. But don't you worry, their first targets would be the monster and then the mad scientist. You'd be a distant third, if that.

    Sounds good? Then pack your bags and embark on a great new career as a mad scientist assistant! You won't be sorry!

    And, yes, Jews are welcome. Why do you ask?

    Verdict: Jew.

    May 31, 2013

    See Also

    Mel Brooks

    Frankenstein

    Madeline Kahn

    Cloris Leachman

    Gene Wilder
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