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    Spencer Levin

    Jew Score:
    4

    I0

    O2

    K2
    June 15, 1984 —

    Dear Jewish golf fans,

    (Wait a minute... are there Jewish golf fans? Let's assume there are.)

    We know that you have been waiting for that Jewish golf champ for a while. Sure, there was Corey Pavin, but he decided to trade in his yarmulke for a cross... His loss, not ours, can we agree on that?

    We know that every time someone with a pseudo-Jewish name rises up on Tour, you start hoping. For example, when Charl Schwartzel won the Masters a couple of years ago. Or every time that Spencer Levin creeps up the leader board.

    Dear Jewish golf fans,

    Let it go. The odds of a Jewish golf champ are pretty darn low. Levin (sorry to get your hopes up) is not a Jew. The last name comes from a line of goyishe Swedes.

    So what are you to do, Jewish golf fans?

    Start following tennis!

    Oh, wait.

    Verdict: Not a Jew.

    February 14, 2013

    See Also

    Cristie Kerr

    Corey Pavin

    Morgan Pressel

    Pete Sampras

    Charl Schwartzel
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