Casting director: "For this role, it just says... Jew."

Producer: "Yes, we need someone Jewy. Not leading-man quality, but good second banana. TV experience is a plus."

Casting director: "What about age?"

Producer: "40s, maybe early 50s."

Casting director: "Rob Schneider is always available..."

Producer: "Come on, we don't want to scare the children!"

Casting director: "What about Hank Azaria?"

Producer: "Not bad, but I don't like his face. Kinda creepy."

Casting director: "David Schwimmer?"

Producer: "Schwimmer, Schwimmer... Way, way too Jewy."

Casting director: "I thought you wanted Jewy."

Producer: "There is Jewy and there is JEWY. Come on, I thought you have done this before."

Casting director: "Jonathan Silverman..."

Producer: "He is still alive?"

Casting director: "Got it! Rob Morrow."

Producer: "Are you sure he's Jewish?"

Casting director: "Of course, he's Jewish. He always plays Jews too, Northern Exposure, Numbers..."

Producer: "Well I'll be... Make the call!"