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    Rebecca Black

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    June 21, 1997 —

    Alright everyone! It's time to sing along with...

    Naaaah. We're not that cruel. Besides, making fun of a song like "Friday" is like tripping someone on crutches. Sure you can do it and it might even be funny, but honestly, the lack of challenge takes away whatever satisfaction you might get from it.

    Anyway, some people want to know if Ms. Black is Jewish. They see the Jewy name, the Jappy video, they think, might she possibly be?


    Verdict: Not a...

    Oh, you wanted more evidence than that?

    Ok then, howsabout this? If a Jewish girl sang a song about the day Friday, you have to know she would come up with something a heck of a lot more interesting to say about it than the fact that it's followed by the days Saturday and Sunday.

    Like about how it's gonna be Shabbas she can't wait to eat challah and hit the shul or light candles or some shit.

    Yeah, that's what we figured as well.

    Verdict: Not a Jew.

    April 29, 2011

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