September 3, 1965 —
Hey there, all you tiger blood-drinking warlocks! As you work through your winning ways, it's inevitable that something somewhat anti-semitic is going to slip out. So we've made this card just for you. The next time you make some ill-timed comment about Hebrew-wood, just whip this bad boy out and you'll be good to go!
Of course, this may be a little on the late side for some of you. Sorry, Mel.
Verdict: Not a Jew.
March 11, 2011