July 13, 1942 —
Some Jews are easy to spot. Take Woody Allen, for instance. You don't need a Jewish radar (Jewdar?) or some clever website to tell you he is Jewish. One look at the former Mr. Konigsberg is all you need to permanently classify him as a member of the tribe.
And then there's Harrison Ford.
Let's face it; Ford doesn't look Jewish, Ford doesn't act Jewish, and "Ford" doesn't sound Jewish. In fact, if you poll a man on the street, they will gladly proclaim one of America's favorite action heroes to be an Irishman. And they would be half right.
As Ford himself says, he feels "Irish as a person but Jewish as an actor". Perfect. So you Irishmen can take his bulimic-dating real-life persona. We'll claim Han Solo and Indiana Jones. Not a fair trade-off? Sure, but what else do you expect from this website?
Verdict: Borderline Jew.
January 15, 2007
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