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    Milhouse Van Houten

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    Why would anyone think Milhouse of Simpsons' fame was Jewish?

    Well, let's see, he's short, nerdy, socially uncomfortable...

    Oy. In other words, he's the animated version of Woody Allen, without the creepy sexual undertones or the talent. Wonderful.

    Well, the good news is, he's not really Jewish. His parents attend church. He tells on Bart for fear of going to hell. Even the name — Milhouse. No Jew is naming their child Milhouse. We've got enough embarrassing names without having to dip into the goyishe reject pile.

    So why would anyone think Milhouse is Jewish?

    Short, unattractive, no self-respect...


    Verdict: Not a Jew.

    January 10, 2007

    See Also

    Woody Allen

    Professor Frink

    Krusty the Clown

    Screech Powers

    Dolph Starbeam
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