Hey there kids!! It's time for the First Annual JewOrNotJew.com Sweepstakes!

Here's how to enter:

First, wait till your parents are at work or shul or even just asleep. Then go into Mommy and Daddy's wallet and pull out all the funny little colored paper you can find. Then put it in an envelope and send it to:

JewOrNotJew.com
1818 Hebrew Lane
Jewton, NJ 18324

When we receive your entry, you will be entered into a drawing to win a FREE JONJ hat!

Offer valid in all states, countries and universes. Entries must be received by July 2010 in order to be eligible. No purchase necessary. Sorry, no Canadian money accepted.

Best of luck to all the entrants!

Verdict: Jew.

December 16, 2009