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    Louis Armstrong

    Jew Score:



    August 4, 1901 – July 6, 1971

    Gather your singing voices, menschen, and sing along with JONJ!

    I see hundreds of Jews
    Some non-Jews too
    That I would join them,
    well really who knew?
    And I think to myself
    Cause I am not a Jew

    Sure I wear this Jewish star
    A gift from a friend
    All this speculation
    It really must end
    As I think to myself
    I am just not a Jew

    I love a good pastrami, with mustard and on rye
    But just because I like it, doesn't make me a Jewish guy
    My friends shake hands, saying how do you do?
    They're really saying
    You're not a Jew

    All the profiles on this site
    I watch them grow
    But what I'm doing here
    I'll never know
    And I think to myself
    I am just not a Jew...


    I think to myself I am just not a... Jew

    Mmmmmm, noooooooooo

    Verdict: Sadly, Not a Jew.

    November 6, 2009

    See Also

    Irving Berlin

    George Gershwin

    Benny Goodman

    Al Jolson

    Mr. T
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