Updated M/W/F
Home · Blog · RSS
 
Latest Profile
» Ilya Mechnikov
Random Profile
» Surprise Me!
Archive Profile
» Diego Rivera
 
Categories
  • Actors
  • Actresses
  • Artists
  • Athletes and Coaches
  • Businesspeople
  • Comedians
  • Directors
  • Fictional Characters
  • Historical Figures
  • Media
  • Musicians and Singers
  • Politicians
  • Religious Figures
  • Scientists
  • Sociopaths
  • Writers
  • [Uncategorized]


  •  
    List by Name
    List by Score
    List by Date
     
    About the Jew Score
    Suggestion Box
    FAQ
    Angelina Jolie

    Jew Score:
    4

    I0

    O0

    K4
    June 4, 1975 —

    Don't ask us how, but we unearthed this clip from a conversation between Angelina Jolie and husband Brad Pitt:

    Well, there you have it. Straight out of the horse's (horse's? The last word we'd ever use to describe Angelina...) mouth. Angelina Jolie. Jewish. We'd never think so... but we'll take it. Oh, will we ever take it.

    But then, we started thinking. The clip only shows one small part of the conversation. We really don't know in what context those words were said.

    Perhaps the two are on a road trip and are sharing hilarious jokes? Seriously, look at the cross hanging from the rearview mirror. No one Jewish, secretly or not, would even own a cross that large (15th century Spanish marranos excluded).

    What? This is from a movie, "Mr. & Mrs. Smith"? That means... Angelina is not really Jewish? But... she said it in the clip!

    Stupid Hollywood.

    Verdict: Sadly, not a Jew.

    June 8, 2009

    See Also

    Sarah Bernhardt

    Scarlett Johansson

    Marilyn Monroe

    Daniel Pearl

    Jon Voight
    © Jew or Not Jew, 2006-2015. j...@jewornotjew.com.