We're having a problem profiling Colin Powell. You see, the crux of this profile was supposed to be his ability to speak Yiddish, without actually being Jewish, but we already did that (Michael Caine).
Maybe we should talk about how some anti-semitic websites say Powell is Jewish, without having any evidence to back it up... But we've done that multiple times (FDR, others).
A detour into our disdain for the Bush presidency? (Ari Fleischer, etc, etc.)
Since Powell's parents were Jamaican immigrants, something about Jews and Jamaica? Done that too (Bob Marley, mon).
The lack of Jewish generals? Crossed that bridge already (Norman Schwarzkopf).
Complaining about our inability to profile someone? We haven't done that one yet, right?
We have? Crap.