We just don't get it.

Your name is Shalom, not just a name that could be Jewish, but, in fact, is so Jewish that Jews themselves rarely use it because even they find it too Jewish.

Your parents are named David (Jew city) and Sandi (outskirts of Jew city).

You even have a brother named Nathan.

And yet, somehow, you are not a Jew.

Also, you're one of the highest-earning supermodels in the world, yet you look like that.

Yeah, we just don't get it.