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    Calvin Klein

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    November 19, 1942 —

    Everyone knows that Jews don't have a lot of fashion sense. And that's fine. We'll admit to it. Our mothers dressed us well into our teens. Our wives dress us now. Our nurses will dress us when we move into a nursing home. Who wants to pick out their own clothes anyway?

    So how come so many fashion designers are Jewish?

    Ralph Lauren. Donna Karan. Isaac Mizrahi. Kenneth Cole. Michael Kors. Marc Ecko. And Calvin Klein, of course.

    And these are just the ones we've HEARD of.

    We could say more, but then we'd have to understand fashion. And as we just said... we don't.

    Verdict: Jew.

    January 7, 2009

    See Also

    Marc Ecko

    Anne Klein

    Michael Kors

    Ralph Lauren

    Levi Strauss
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