Jews can be black.

Jews can be boxers.

In fact, black Jewish boxers could be undisputed welterweight champions of the world.

But there's one thing Jews can't do. Jews can't call Jesus Christ their "lord and savior".

Once they do that, it doesn't matter if they're black, white, Eskimo, boxers, dentists, or chimney sweeps. They are no longer Jews.

Verdict: Barely a Jew.

December 27, 2008