October 27, 1977 —
Jews can be black.
Jews can be boxers.
In fact, black Jewish boxers could theoretically be undisputed welterweight champions of the world.
But there's one thing Jews can't do. Jews can't call Jesus Christ their "lord and savior".
Once they do that, it doesn't matter if they're black, white, Eskimo, boxers, dentists, or chimney sweeps. They are not Jews.
Verdict: Not a Jew.
December 27, 2008