It's that time again, boys and girls: Sing along with JONJ!

Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours to go I wanna be bar mitzvah'd
Gonna be an adult follow all the law-aw-aws I wanna be bar mitzvah'd
Just get me to the temple put me on the bima
Hurry hurry hurry put on my kipah
Teach me my haftorah Teach me the shima
Oh oh oh oh oh oh

Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours to go I wanna be bar mitzvah'd
Gonna be an adult follow all the law-aw-aws I wanna be bar mitzvah'd
Let Ida light the candles give Herschel aliyah
Hurry hurry hurry put on my kipah
Want to join a minyan it's such a mitzvah.
Oh oh oh oh oh oh

Ba-bar-bar-bar ba-bar-bar-bar-bar I wanna be bar mitzvah'd
Ba-bar-bar-bar ba-bar-bar-bar-bar I wanna be bar mitzvah'd
Ba-bar-bar-bar ba-bar-bar-bar-bar I wanna be bar mitzvah'd
Ba-bar-bar-bar ba-bar-bar-bar-bar I wanna be bar mitzvah'd

Verdict: Jew.

November 13, 2008