Rosencrantz: Hey there, Guildenstern! How's it going?
Guildenstern: Just chillin'. You?
R: Oh, same old, same old. Hey, I got a question.
R: Are you Jewish?
G: Me? Jewish?
R: Yeah, you know... Goldenstern?
G: It's Guildenstern!
R: Oh, come on, who are you kidding? You say Guilden, I say Golden...
G: I should be the one asking you!
R: Asking ME?
G: Yeah, you, Rosen... krantz!
R: That's a perfectly passable Danish name!
G: Rosen? Yeah, lots of Rosens in Denmark!
R: Lots of Rosencrantzes, sure. Dates back to the 1400s.
G: Same for Guildensterns! Nothing Jewish here.
R: You sure?
G: Pretty damn sure! What, you want to check for a circumcision?
R: Don't be silly!
G: Because if you want to check for a circumcision...
R: So... we're just two goys?
G: Yep. Just two goys. Now, where the hell is that Hamlet?