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    Rosencrantz and Guildenstern

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    Rosencrantz: Hey there, Guildenstern! How's it going?

    Guildenstern: Just chillin'. You?

    R: Oh, same old, same old. Hey, I got a question.

    G: Shoot.

    R: Are you Jewish?

    G: Me? Jewish?

    R: Yeah, you know... Goldenstern?

    G: It's Guildenstern!

    R: Oh, come on, who are you kidding? You say Guilden, I say Golden...

    G: I should be the one asking you!

    R: Asking ME?

    G: Yeah, you, Rosen... krantz!

    R: That's a perfectly passable Danish name!

    G: Rosen? Yeah, lots of Rosens in Denmark!

    R: Lots of Rosencrantzes, sure. Dates back to the 1400s.

    G: Same for Guildensterns! Nothing Jewish here.

    R: You sure?

    G: Pretty damn sure! What, you want to check for a circumcision?

    R: Don't be silly!

    G: Because if you want to check for a circumcision...

    R: So... we're just two goys?

    G: Yep. Just two goys. Now, where the hell is that Hamlet?

    Verdict: Not a Jew.

    March 3, 2023

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