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    Taylor Swift

    Jew Score:
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    December 13, 1989 —

    From: Garrett the Gremlin [garrett@internetgremlins.org]
    To: j**@jewornotjew.com
    Subject: New rumor!

    Hey, Jew or Not Jew! Watch out! The Internet Gremlins are gonna start a juicy new rumor! Soon your mailbox is gonna be flooded with suggestions!

    HA HA HA HA HA!


    From: j**@jewornotjew.com
    To: garrett@internetgremlins.org
    Subject: Re: New rumor!

    Who is it this time, Garrett?


    From: garrett@internetgremlins.org
    To: j**@jewornotjew.com
    Subject: Re: Re: New rumor!

    TAYLOR SWIFT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    From: j**@jewornotjew.com
    To: garrett@internetgremlins.org
    Subject: Re: Re: Re: New rumor!

    That's ridiculous. No one in their right mind is gonna believe she is Jewish.


    From: garrett@internetgremlins.org
    To: j**@jewornotjew.com
    Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: New rumor!

    You wanna bet? I'm gonna plaster all over the Internet that Taylor is a Jew! We'll see who the world believes, me or your stupid little website! You haven't even profiled her yet!!!!!!!!!!


    From: j**@jewornotjew.com
    To: garrett@internetgremlins.org
    Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: New rumor!

    You gotta be kidding us, Garrett. Is this just a ruse for us to profile Taylor Swift?


    From: garrett@internetgremlins.org
    To: j**@jewornotjew.com
    Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: New rumor!

    So what if it is?


    From: j**@jewornotjew.com
    To: garrett@internetgremlins.org
    Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: New rumor!

    She is not Jewish! She has pretty much every imaginable goyishe European ancestry, but nothing remotely Jewish. Oh, and definitely Christian. She dated Tim Tebow once. TIM TEBOW! No Jewish woman in her right mind would ever do that!


    From: garrett@internetgremlins.org
    To: j**@jewornotjew.com
    Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: New rumor!

    Are you gonna profile her on not? Please? Pretty please? She's so cute and everything...


    From: j**@jewornotjew.com
    To: garrett@internetgremlins.org
    Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: New rumor!

    Jesus H. Christ, Garrett. Fine. Here you go.

    Verdict: Not a Jew.

    September 2, 2016

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