This is going to be a boring profile.
See, if this site were, say, GayOrNotGay.com (wonderfully acronymed as GONG), we'd have something much more interesting to fill the space.
Picture a rainbow colored background and the words "Michael Chabon: Gay or Not Gay?" emblazoned on the banner. Now imagine an informed discussion of Chabon's works that points out his ongoing obsession with homosexuality.
That more than just having gay major characters in most of his works ("Mysteries of Pittsburgh", "Wonder Boys", "The Adventures of Kavalier and Clay", "The Yiddish Policeman's Union"), most of his narratives turn on the discovery of those urges and the truths that are revealed by accepting them.
And then — the big d'enoument — Surprise! He's happily married with four kids.
See, now that's an interesting profile! But sadly, GONG does not exist and we are left with saying only that Chabon is an excellent writer, an excellent voice for our people, and that we hope he continues to produce exciting, entertaining, thought-provoking work into the future.
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