Updated M/W/F
Home · Blog · RSS
 
Latest Profile
» Jerzy Kosinski
Random Profile
» Surprise Me!
Archive Profile
» Samm Levine
 
Categories
  • Actors
  • Actresses
  • Artists
  • Athletes and Coaches
  • Businesspeople
  • Comedians
  • Directors
  • Fictional Characters
  • Historical Figures
  • Media
  • Musicians and Singers
  • Politicians
  • Religious Figures
  • Scientists
  • Sociopaths
  • Writers
  • [Uncategorized]


  •  
    List by Name
    List by Score
    List by Date
     
    About the Jew Score
    Suggestion Box
    FAQ
    Chava Mond

    Jew Score:
    12

    I5

    O4

    K3
    1984 —

    All right, you twisted our arms. We can no longer hold out. After some 220 profiles, we're off to find a Jewish supermodel. As you can tell, we're dreading the search already.

    (Cut to three hours later...)

    Well, that took... surprisingly long. The strange thing is, it didn't take us that much time to find one. It's just that after we found one, we... Oh, never mind.

    Where were we... Jewish supermodels!

    Meet Chava Mond. Ms. Mond, or Havi, as we like to call her, is not only Jewish, she is Orthodox. And what makes her different from all the other models? When she is on the job, she doesn't eat. No, not because she is bulimic or anorexic. It's because the food is not Kosher.

    If that's not enough, she also loves cooking and cleaning. Oh boy...

    (Cut to three hours later.)

    Verdict: Jew.

    May 2, 2008

    See Also

    Gal Gadot

    Esti Ginzburg

    Emily Ratajkowski

    Bar Refaeli

    Raquel Zimmermann
    © Jew or Not Jew, 2006-2018. j...@jewornotjew.com.