All right, you twisted our arms. We can no longer hold out. After some 220 profiles, we're off to find a Jewish supermodel. As you can tell, we're dreading the search already.
(Cut to three hours later...)
Well, that took... surprisingly long. The strange thing is, it didn't take us that much time to find one. It's just that after we found one, we... Oh, never mind.
Where were we... Jewish supermodels!
Meet Chava Mond. Ms. Mond, or Havi, as we like to call her, is not only Jewish, she is Orthodox. And what makes her different from all the other models? When she is on the job, she doesn't eat. No, not because she is bulimic or anorexic. It's because the food is not Kosher.
If that's not enough, she also loves cooking and cleaning. Oh boy...
(Cut to three hours later.)