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    Ian Kinsler

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    June 22, 1982 —

    Spring is in the air, so it's time to set up our fantasy baseball team. Here's what we've got so far.

    Starting pitcher: Jason Marquis, Chicago Cubs

    Relief pitcher: Scott Schoeneweis, New York Mets

    Outfielders: Shawn Green, New York Mets. Adam Stern, Baltimore Orioles. Gabe Kapler, Milwaukee Brewers

    Catcher: Brad Ausmus, Houton Astros

    First Base: Kevin Youkilis, Boston Red Sox

    Third Base: Ryan Braun, Milwaukee Brewers

    Second Base: Ian Kinsler, Texas Rangers

    Shortstop: ??? Uh-oh.

    Poor Kinsler's got a lot of ground to cover out there unless our exhaustive search turns up with someone soon.

    Seriously, if you're Jewish and not bad with the glove, can you get out there and play some shortstop? Otherwise our team is in serious trouble.

    Verdict: Jew.

    March 23, 2008

    See Also

    Brad Ausmus

    Lou Boudreau

    Ryan Braun

    Shawn Green

    Kevin Youkilis
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