Boris Kodjoe...

Let's hold off for a minute here. If you are a returning visitor to our website, you know where this is going:

We're going to spew some drivel about Kodjoe... Maybe mention "The Last Man on Earth", a show that we quickly stopped enjoying... Perhaps go off on a tangent about his full name, Boris Frederic Cecil Tay-Natey Ofuatey-Kodjoe... Make fun of the commercial for his new talk show, where he awkwardly dances... Try to skip over the fact the is was in some Medea movie... It doesn't matter, it's all gonna end with a punch line: Boris Kodjoe is Jewish!

Well, you're wrong. Not about him being Jewish, that is. About the punchline:

Boris Kodjoe is German!