Hey, you, people on the Internet!
Those of you who edit Wikipedia: how come Sheldon Kaplan doesn't have an article about him?
Those of you who upload photos: how come the only non-grainy picture of Kaplan we could find is one that looks like it came from his high school yearbook?
Who is this Sheldon Kaplan, you ask? Well, he invented the EpiPen!
What is this EpiPen? You must not have allergic children. Those who do are nodding their heads — it's an epinephrine auto-injector. You use it when someone gets an allergic reaction. It's a literal life-saver.
So, yes, people on the Internet: get on it, give Sheldon Kaplan the accolades he deserves!
Those of you who run Jew or Not Jew:
Oh, wait, that's us...