After writing 200 of these, we ask ourselves, what makes an average JONJ profile? So we plugged the numbers into the super-duper-powerful JONJ computer (you might know it as "Windows Calculator"), and came up with the average.

The average JONJ profile is an actor, who could possibly fit in another category. (Say... comedians. Or musicians. But not scientists. Definitely not scientists.)

The average JONJ profile has a Jew Score of 4/3/3, with the 4 for the I Score being a tad weak.

So the average JONJ profile seemed to perfectly fit Jack Black. Actor, comedian, musician, 100% Jewish (but his father converted, hence a "weak" 4 for the I Score). The O and the K work out to 3s as well. (We had some doubts on the K; when he is on, Black makes us laugh, but he really should pick his roles a bit better. Seriously, have you seen "Nacho Libre"? No? Please don't bother. So a 3 sounds about right.)

The average JONJ profile ends with the following two words.

Verdict: Jew.

March 10, 2008