Kim Jong-un is fat. Kim Jong-un is short. Kim Jong-un wants to be a Bond villain. Kim Jong-un is a communist. Kim Jong-un has multiple chins. Kim Jong-un is a great golfer. Kim Jong-un once tried to wrestle a bear. Kim Jong-un has a big head. Kim Jong-un went to a school in Switzerland. Kim Jong-un is friends with Dennis Rodman. Kim Jong-un doesn't like when people make fun of him. Kim Jong-un can't walk and chew gum at the same time.

Kim Jong-un is fat. Kim Jong-un likes picking mushrooms. Kim Jong-un enjoys looking at pornography. Kim Jong-un sometimes forgets to floss. Kim Jong-un changes his underwear once a week. Kim Jong-un might be worshiped by some people. Kim Jong-un does not know trigonometry. Kim Jong-un has bushy eyebrows.

Kim Jong-un is fat. Kim Jong-un likes short muscular women. Kim Jong-un owns four cats. Kim Jong-un has a lot of nose hair. Kim Jong-un can pull a tractor with his teeth. Kim Jong-un likes to eat spaghetti and meatballs. Kim Jong-un has never been to the proctologist.