Let's compare the revolutions!
| American | French | Russian |
| Slogan |
"Don't tread on me" |
"Liberty, equality, fraternity" |
"Proletariat of the world, unite" |
| Advantage: French. Just rolls off the tongue. |
| Leader, fate |
Washington,
president |
Robespierre,
beheaded |
Lenin,
mummy |
| Advantage: American. No contest here. |
| Jews |
Does financier Haym Salomon count? |
None |
Trotsky, Kamenev, Zinoviev, Sverdlov... |
| Advantage: By default, Russian? |
| Casualties, estimated |
Counting the British, 50,000 |
200,000 |
9,000,000 |
| Advantage: American, but holy fuck! |
| Aftermath |
War of 1812 |
Reign of Terror |
Communism |
| Advantage: Ummmmm.... |
