In the beginning, the Higgs Boson created the heavens and the earth...

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In the beginning, the God Particle created the heavens and the earth...

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So, yes, the Higgs Boson, AKA the God Particle. First theorized in 1964 by Peter Higgs (Not a Jew), Francois Englert (Jew), and Robert Brout (Jew). Using the Hadron Collider, proven to exist in 2013. Well, "tentatively proven", whatever that means. Higgs and Englert shared the Nobel for their efforts (Brout had the unfortunate luck of dying two years earlier).

Then the Higgs Boson said to Abraham...