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    Pete Sampras

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    August 12, 1971 —

    Michael Jordan? Nope.

    Tiger Woods? Ummm... no.

    Babe Ruth, Roger Clemens, Barry Bonds? No. No. No.

    Same goes for Wayne Gretzky, Pele, Joe Montana, Lawrence Taylor, and Walter Payton.

    Basketball, golf, baseball, hockey, soccer, football. The greatest to play their respective sports and there's not a Jew among them.

    But tennis? Tennis is a different story.

    Because while Pete Sampras may only be 1/4 Jewish, that's more than enough for us. Who cares if he's never been to synagogue? His multiple trips to the winner's circle more than make up for it.

    Tell your friends. A Jew is the Greatest Tennis Player Ever.

    What's that? Roger Federer? Never heard of him.

    Verdict: Barely a Jew.

    September 26, 2007

    See Also

    Boris Becker

    Nicolas Massu

    Rafael Nadal

    Dick Savitt

    Vic Seixas
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